I know you might have seen these before, but they still make you laugh every time you read them:
Just because John Stamos never gets old and we want the world to be perfect, watch non-stop eye-candy and eat Oikos Greek-style yogurt:
All I want for Christmas is a book about Greek’s making babies in honor of the birth-making tradition. Can you believe it? Lucy Monroe, a tear-jerking Harlequin novelist, picks a Greek couple to write a love story. They get into a car accident, Aristide gets amnesia, he remembers everyone, except, guess who?, his wife Eden Kourous. She is bearing their baby, who survives intact from the impact of the crash. He doesn’t know who she is but his body has no memory gaps. He has no problem begetting a few more children in her body as his mind struggles to remember. Proof again that men think with the little head, no problem, over the big head. You can’t make this shit up!
Get the joke: Me gaman (accent on last syllable) is Greek for “They screw me” or “Screw me?” but with the accent on the second syllable it becomes the light bulb the boss wants. Funny the Japanese guy doesn’t get it–it would be pronounced the same way in his tongue.
It’s all Greek to me, when you really are Greek and can understand when they are insulting you.
Pireaus Cheese commercial from Israel: All’s well that ends well
Two Cretan machos learn English–a real life example why you need English frontistirio (it’s the longest commercial I’ve watched)