I think women would you well to learn how to act like men instead of women.  Many of the lessons of the women’s movement can be gleaned from observing men. If women started acting more like men, they’d have a better go at life.  Here are five lessons women would do well to learn from men.

Lesson 1

Have fun! Don’t take everything so seriously! When men get together they have a blast. They ridicule each other and have a good laugh.  When women get together, what do they do?  Talk about men and their relationships, their problems, etc. etc.  Women have bitch sessions, not fun.  Who wants that?

Lesson 2

Put yourself first.

how should a woman act to be more like a man in order to help her own out first put yourself first men think nothing about juicing and expecting others to meet their needs women have to take their own needs in 600 feet and not feel guilty 4 not meeting the needs of those around them don’t think of other people for the most part that’s one 2 start acting like you deserve better start believing that by virtue of your

Lesson 3)

Act like your are the shit.

Women spend too much of their time and energy proving to themselves and others that they are intelligent/capable/deserving If women just walked in the room with the notion that, “Hey I’m the boss. You just  have to see me the way I do” and not “Oh let me prove to the boss that I can be a boss” or “Let me first show them that I’m a boss and then become a boss.”  Women undermine themselves when they take the onus of proving first to themselves and then to others that they are winners.     It goes without saying that the second sex has a self-esteem problem; years and years of second-class status does that to you.  However, it’s important to start blowing your own horn just like men do.  In fact start banging something on your snare drum your bass drum, start whistling Dixie, announce to the world that you exist, stop playing silent, stop double guessing yourself.  Speak up and be present. Get out there engine light on.  step up to the plate, just self-promote don’t be shy or demure.  Be loud, be brash even obnoxious but be heard. This is 2020 the 21st century yet in many ways we have a long way to go until men and women are deemed fully equal. I hope that day comes sooner instead of later

Lesson 4

Don’t concentrate all your energy on your “relationship.”

It’s OK to objectify men. Alright, no on second thought, scratch that.  I cannot do unto others what I would not like have done unto me. No person can be used as a tool.  What I want to say is women are too focused on “relationships.”  Yes, but that is how women are made. They are relational creatures.  They do not objectify others.  They need to feel intensity of connection in order to feel fulfilled.  While that is true, it is easy to take it overboard.  Relationships are important, of course.  But so is having a career; so is fighting for a cause.  You cannot think yourself inferior, damaged, fucked up, a failure if you are not in a relationship.  Balance your life out. When men get together, they joke and have fun; they don’t talk about “relationships.” (OK, you’re right they talk about sex. But it’s different.) That is the farthest from their minds.  Women make life into a chore when their constant focus is the ‘relationship.’

Lesson 5

Take risks.

Women have to start taking risks as much as men do.  In general women tend to play it conservatively.  While that is a good thing in certain arenas, it is only when one takes risks, come what may, that real change comes about.  Only by gambling big can you win big.  Yes, you can lose, of course.  But at some point, you need to take a gamble to see where it takes you.  Women need to move in ways and waves that might feel uncomfortable for them. They must get used to taking risks. Men do not think twice about waging a big buck on a prospect.  They are willing to lose a little in order to win large.

And that’s why, folks, a woman should be more like a man–to promote her own interests and happiness.